* An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
* Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault", while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault".
* Communism has been against the law in Haines City, La., since 1950.
* If you've ever been to Mardi Gras in New Orleans, you'll see the kings and queens on the various floats throwing plastic money, medallions and jewels to the crowd, but not food. It's against the law to throw food from a float in the Mardi Gras festivities.
* It is against state law to steal even a single crawfish.
* It is illegal to gargle in public places.
* It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
* It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
* It is illegal in Lafayette, Louisiana to play a musical instrument for the purpose of attracting attention, without a license.
* It's legal to walk down the street with a drink in New Orleans, even to drive with a drink. But if you fall over and block the sidewalk, you've just broken the law.
* Louisiana law prohibits couples who are shopping for a new bed from putting it to the "ultimate test"-- in other words, from trying it out by making love on it, or even simulating this activity.
* Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
* New Orleans: You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
* Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.
* Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
* Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

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