* As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
* At one time, margarine was illegal.
* A Wisconsin legislator recently introduced a bill making it illegal to tattoo someone under the age of 18. He was quoted as saying, "I'm going to save the buttocks of a few juveniles."
* Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
* Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license; Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.
* Citizens may not murder their enemies.
* Condoms were considered an obscene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist's counter.
* In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
* In St. Croix, women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
* In Wisconsin you are allowed to marry your house.
* It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
* It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.
* It is illegal to kiss on a train.
* It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
* Kenosha: No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.
* La Crosse: It is illegal to play checkers in public. You cannot "worry a squirrel."
* Milwaukee: An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car. It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention. If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day. It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.
* Next time you start a riot in Wisconsin remember that it i illegal to use a laser pointer to do so.
* Racine: Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.
* State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
* Wisconsin law provides for a fine of $2 to $20 for anyone under age 17 caught jumping onto a railroad car while the train is in motion.
* You must manually flush all urinals in a building.

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