Your Guide to US Laws that Just Don't Make Sense or You Can Call Crazy Laws!
New Jersey

* Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
* Bernards Township: It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".
* Caldwell: You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
* Cranford: Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
* Cresskill: All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
* Elizabeth: It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
* If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
* In Berkley Heights you may not walk your cattle on the street on Sunday.
* In New Jersey it is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
* In New Jersey, it is illegal to slurp soup.
* It's illegal in New Jersey for parents to give their children under the age of 18 even a sip of alcohol.
* It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
* It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
* It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo.
* It's also illegal in this state to throw a bad pickle on the street.
* Lovers in Liberty Corner should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.
* Manville: It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
* Newark: It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
* Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
* Raw hamburger may not be sold.
* On a highway you can not park under a bridge.
* Raritan: Profanity is prohibited.
* Sea Isle City: There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
* There is no horse racing allowed on the New Jersey Turnpike.
* You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.


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