* At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
* Barre All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.
* Call a Vermont court a "kangaroo court" or some similar moniker, and you might be looking at a $200 fine. It is illegal to defame a court.
* In Vermont it is illegal to paint landscapes in times of war.
* In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
* It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
* It's against the law in Vermont for vagrants to procure food by force. Apparently if you have a good job and stable home life, it's O.K. to procure food by force.

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